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Take A Sexy Picture Of Me

Ever since I was a little girl
I only wanted to be sexy
Nine years old
Tryna wax my legs with tape
There were some things only I can see

A little spot that can’t be lifted

On my left hand

Dig in like a car key



So you see

I’ve been having a horrible time

Of late, I get none of your sympathy

But all of the pain hits

And the fog lifts

And then it’s too much for therapy



Oh baby heed my solution

And take a sexy picture

Take a sexy picture of me

And make me look 16



Listen

I did the butcher, I did the baker

I did the home and the family maker

I did school girl fantasies

Oh, I did leg things and hand stuff

And single woman banter

Now tell me what was in it for me?



Oh, I’ve been having a horrible time

Of late, I get none of your sympathy

But all of the pain hits

And the fog lifts

And then it’s too much for therapy



Oh baby heed my solution

And take a sexy picture

Take a sexy picture of me

And make me look 15



You haven’t looked at me the same

Since I turned 27

Where goes my potential

Oh she’s up in heaven

Rest in peace to any chance of me

Dating within the station

Ah-ah, ooh-ooh, ah-ah, ooh-ooh



No doctor or Pope can grant diagnosis

I've peeled through the forums

There's no cure for old sis

But here's a message to the party girls

Dragged out by their ankles

I'm here if you need me, deep in your afters



I’ve been having a horrible time

Of late, I get none of your sympathy

But all of the pain hits

And the fog lifts

And then it’s too much for therapy



Oh baby heed my solution

And take a sexy picture

Take a sexy picture

Can’t you see me wither

Take a sexy picture of me



And make me look 14

Or like 10

Or like five

Or like two

Like a baby

Whoever it is that you’re gonna love so you’ll be nice to me